An album in sixteen objections
A Matter of Class Roll Once, Die Loudly
Every adventuring class receives the dignity of a proper anthem—and the indignity of Seraphino’s honest assessment. Select any composition for its story, inspiration, and Seraphino’s own account of the matter.
The complete account
Choose thy class.
These are not merely track listings. Each composition opens into its own page: what the song concerns, why Seraphino wrote it, who performed it, and where it may be heard.
- Problem Solver
A barbarian answers needless complexity with one decisive philosophy.
Read the composition notes → - Virtue Most Aggressive
A paladin carries goodness to its most exuberant extreme.
Read the composition notes → - I Did Not Read the Terms
Forbidden power meets the plainly written consequences.
Read the composition notes → - I Told Thee So
She warned everyone, then healed them nonetheless.
Performed by Halo Audelle → - Rhymes With Danger
The ranger calls it preparation; everyone else suspects the stew is innocent.
Performed by Matteo di Verro → - Mind Thy Business
A paladin offers instruction; a rogue offers situational awareness.
Read the composition notes → - The Goat Was Already Burning
The village is aflame, yet responsibility remains strangely elusive.
With Halo Audelle → - A Matter of Flair (And Hair)
Vanity seeks admiration; true flair simply expects it.
Read the composition notes → - Exceedingly Natural
A voice soft as rain; a fragrance rather less subtle.
Performed by Halo Audelle → - Mine Own Invention
Three gears, a brass vessel, and one minor complication.
Read the composition notes → - Answer the Question
When enlightenment refuseth a name, the barbarian provideth one.
Read the composition notes → - Fireball!
Countless tomes and one gloriously inevitable conclusion.
Read the composition notes → - Meat Shield
The dependable fighter wonders whether anyone remembered to ask.
Performed by Darrin Steelheart → - The Dungeon Master’s Lament
A love letter to the noble soul whose plans are enthusiastically destroyed.
Read the composition notes → - Inside Out
First the clutter, then the unfamiliar bones.
Performed by Matteo di Verro → - Seraphonic Medley
Every melody upon the album hath been speaking to the others.
Conducted by Seraphino →