The complete bardic collection
A Matter of Class Roll Once, Die Loudly
Every adventuring class receives the dignity of a proper anthem—and the indignity of Seraphino’s scrutiny. Select a composition below for its story and the inspiration behind it.
Sixteen compositions
Choose thy class.
Each entry contains a synopsis and Seraphino’s own account of its composition.
- Problem SolverRead the notes →
- Virtue Most AggressiveRead the notes →
- I Did Not Read the TermsRead the notes →
- I Told Thee SoRead the notes →
- Rhymes With DangerRead the notes →
- Mind Thy BusinessRead the notes →
- The Goat Was Already BurningRead the notes →
- A Matter of Flair (And Hair)Read the notes →
- Exceedingly NaturalRead the notes →
- Mine Own InventionRead the notes →
- Answer the QuestionRead the notes →
- Fireball!Read the notes →
- Meat ShieldRead the notes →
- The Dungeon Master’s LamentRead the notes →
- Inside OutRead the notes →
- Seraphonic MedleyRead the notes →